Monthly Archives: March 2011

a father responds to the publication of “the sexy dance”

Posted on 31 March 2011 by

father: we’re very proud of you, don’t get me wrong, but, i mean, it’s kind of like our daughter is in films and just did her first nude scene and we have to live with that, but yeah, even though there … Continue reading →

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shots in the dark

Posted on 29 March 2011 by

(24 march 2011) i wrote the sister again. yes, the sister has already informed me she does not give interviews about jackie, but considering i have very little to lose beyond pride and dignity and all that shit that i’m … Continue reading →

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incidentals

Posted on 17 March 2011 by

(11 march 2011) i always, without fail, forget toothpaste. the brush i bring, but not the paste. always. never mind how much i travel, in the socialist society that only exists in my mind, toothpaste is a government-provided given along with … Continue reading →

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4:26, last friday afternoon

Posted on 15 March 2011 by

(1 march 2011) identifying a biographical subject is like falling in love. not the easy head over heels at first sight business that always happened at sweet valley high. it’s more like when you’ve been around and you’re damaged and you’re very … Continue reading →

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wait for it

Posted on 10 March 2011 by

(23 february 2011) i am hereby formally pleased to announce that i have found what has a higher chance than anything else i have ever found before of being dame elizabeth taylor’s actual mailing address. as in, when you google … Continue reading →

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speak!

Posted on 8 March 2011 by

(22 february 2011) at the suggestion of my father, i have enrolled in a speech class. because things are happening and the sex toboggans are rolling into various towns around the world and it would be useful, as i roll … Continue reading →

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money makes the world go round

Posted on 3 March 2011 by

(18 february 2011) if it is challenging to explain why one is good at what one does, it’s nearly impossible to put a price on it. i have been asked to establish my fee. this is a process enormously complicated … Continue reading →

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adventureland

Posted on 1 March 2011 by

(16 february 2011) we have reached a point where i am, for the first time, facing the very great financial cost of what i want to do. in a perfect world, jackie would pay for herself. in reality, it is … Continue reading →

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