Category Archives: celebrity

very important, incredibly superficial thoughts on dutch royalty, coronation fashion, dreamboat prince daniel, and the want of rowdy windsors


so queen bea abdicated, ya’ll. a solemn occasion that begs the question: what did everyone wear? 

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i am realizing, somewhat belatedly, that 8 years of latin aren’t all that useful and life stories shouldn’t be mediated by google translate


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occasionally my encyclopedic knowledge of american women’s figure skating costumes circa 1992-1995 comes in handy…


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an open letter to lindsay lohan on the occasion of the last three weeks having been a total trainwreck of stupid


dear lindsay lohan, i’ve taken an accidental month-long blogging break in large part because there is just too much to take in. what with beiber’s meltdown in london, the DOC/mantel plastic bride/royal bodies smackdown, a piece i’ve been trying to … Continue reading

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i’m not a big beyoncé fan but i’ll give her mad props for this


‘It’s difficult being a woman. It’s so much pressure, and we need that support sometimes,’ Beyonce says. ‘We’re all going through our problems, but we all have the same insecurities and we all have the same abilities and we all … Continue reading

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britney is driving again


a friend emailed me last night, commenting on the latest installment in the never-ending odyssey that is justin timberlake’s douche-baggery. her email ended with this: britney is driving again.

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super brief thoughts on still photographs, paparazzi, video and victoria beckham


this morning, i had this sweet plan to write an open letter to my all-time favorite celebrity girlcrush victoria beckham.

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now that macaulay culkin is “happy and healthy” because he was seen carrying a hudson news bag at laguardia, let’s talk about that one time he was “solitary” and “alone” because he ate lunch at taco bell


i heart macaulay culkin. not out of any great love of home alone. more just because we’re near exact contemporaries and i root for him. and not in the overwrought way that i root for tommy cruise. my hopes for … Continue reading

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an open letter to lindsay lohan on the occasion of her arrest


dear lindsay lohan, what the hell?

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an open letter to lindsay lohan regarding the upcoming trainwreck that is the lifetime movie “liz and dick,” and which is very nearly upon us


OH.MY.GAWD.LI.LO. LIZ AND DICK IS UPON US!!!! this is a major excitingment.

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