Category Archives: obituary

brief emergency thoughts re: sparkles + k.stew (the demands of fans versus silence/privacy is golden; ie. the public apology as sweeping romance)

Posted on 25 July 2012 by

if we were 16, this would be EARTH-SHATTERING from, like, an emotional standpoint.

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teddy

Posted on 19 October 2010 by

(26 august 2009) teddy and i don’t go back very far. well, we do by default simply because he’s eulogized pretty much all of my biographical crushes, but i don’t have a big Teddy Anecdote beyond what i’ve said before: … Continue reading →

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showtime

Posted on 1 October 2010 by

(26 june 2009) in 1993, josh pateet was quite possibly the coolest kid in page middle school, if not the world. at the time, i wasn’t aware of having a crush on him. i was all consumed with unexpressed love … Continue reading →

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bird

Posted on 18 August 2010 by

(13 july 2007) lady bird johnson died the other day. and i’m quite sure most of america’s response was: she was still alive??? and it’s hard to imagine that she really was. she and LBJ seem so long ago. so … Continue reading →

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michael landon’s loins

Posted on 13 August 2010 by

(14 may 2009) michael landon’s son died yesterday. which is in and of itself  kind of unextraordinary given michael landon’s son’s only apparent claim to fame was being michael landon’s son. judging from the fact that it was repeated in … Continue reading →

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