in case you were in a turkey coma and missed it, THIS. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: December 2014
jackie o + santa
leonardo dicaprio + 1 club + 20 women
HOLY MOSES, ya’ll, it is like the gossip week that keeps on giving. the sony emails, which i’mma leave you on your own with for now, and then this crazy story about leonardo dicaprio leaving a club with twenty women.
the way we write obituaries is wrong (and that matters)
i’ve written about this before. about how the way we write the obituaries of women is infuriating. by which i mean not just the fact that so few of them are written.
will and kate in america
and to avoid doing what i so often criticize the daily mail for doing, imma tell you right up front which of The Things it is:
*will and kate
*beyonce and jay-z
*hillary and obama
*eric garner and michael brown
for real. Continue reading
the new (coke) milk, marilyn moments and martinis
so apparently people aren’t drinking sodas anymore. which is SHOCKING because surely i drink enough soda to keep the soda industry afloat but apparently no. and lo, coca-cola is branching out… to milk. (as i also pretty much keep all the cows in business, this officially makes me a trend setter.)
this (1) seems ridiculous because aren’t all the new fad diets completely anti-dairy? (or is that just gwyneth?) and (2)… well, they’re not exactly going about it in the awesomest of ways.
behold:
an alarming life 
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