unsolicited career advice for my boyfriend adrien brody

dear my boyfriend adrien brody.

Adrien-Brody

riddle me this: how is it you have been in a tv miniseries on houdini and you have not yet starred in a biopic on dali?

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remember midnight in paris? presumably, yes, as you were in it.

adrien-brody-salvador-dali-midnight-in-paris-2010-wine1remember when you were onscreen for like a total of a minute and a half as dali…

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and in just that minute and a half, everyone in the audience forgot a decade of things like this…

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and this…

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and this…

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(WE WILL NOT EVEN SPEAK OF YOUR HOUDINI HAIR.

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MINE EYES.)

and was like oooooh yeah that’s why he won an oscar.

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BECAUSE HE IS UH-MAZING. remember that?

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that was cool.

so here’s my thought: gala and dali, the movie.

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THE MOVIE, mind you. this ain’t some lifetime business. this is big screen.

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and it has to be both dali AND gala.

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because, well…

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they were amazing and it has to be a film about their relationship…

man-ray-salvador-and-gala-daliand it has to be whole-life.

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none of that focusing on the young and pretty years. we need to see this:

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we absolutely must be told how they wound up here:

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and the press conference of the leopard print coat MUST be involved:

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so i know i’m basically no one outside of the world of developing lifetime movies on the internet that will never be made, but still. this is GENIUS is it not… this career move you should be making?

IT WILL BE EPIC.

edith will co-star.

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and you’ll show up at the premier wearing something like this…

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making faces like this…

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and i’ll be all like, i love you but…

847bbe6042022ae0_blair-waldorf-dair-lovers-29497676-500-281but then…

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you can see it, yeah?

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