another day, another instant-classic of award-winning alarmist reportage from the daily mail. let’s dig in…
Monthly Archives: December 2015
checking in with my celebrity boyfriend adrien brody, artist, at art basel; celebrity, art and life
in things i made a huge, big deal about and then never followed-up on, my boyfriend adrien brody debuted his Art at art basel a few weeks ago.
a deep reading of the promotional photo from JACKIE, a film which has not yet been made and which i have, therefore, not seen but about which i will now make some conclusions based on fashions

© Copyright CBS Broadcasting Inc.; Credit: CBS Photo Archive
so there’s been a natalie portman jackie movie in the works for awhile, scheduled for release in 2017, and they’ve doled out a promo image to excite us all and prove they’re in production.
time machine: that one time macaulay culkin was “solitary” and “alone” because he ate lunch at taco bell
22 december 2012. A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. pourquoi?
because macaulay culkin ate alone at taco bell.
saint west, saint wentz and “the ultimate celebrity disaster”
have you ever wondered, what is the ultimate celebrity disaster?
well, lo, THE DAILY MAIL PROVIDES.
kanye and KK had their kid. they named it saint. pete wentz also has a kid and it is also named saint. et voilà.