either my love of mariah has suddenly re-bloomed full-flower and i am aware of her in a way i not been in recent years, or the daily mail has taken a new-found interest in her, OR a bit of both.
Monthly Archives: April 2016
assorted thoughts on mariah carey, duchess kate, being a lady, taking up space and sitting down
i imagine you are like yo, OLINE, these two people have nothing in common.
and you would be sort of right.
a stream of consciousness analysis of johnny depp and amber heard’s video message re: australian biosecurity
this is an elaborate story – popularly known as “the war on terrier“- that i don’t really want to go into but basically…
a year ago, amber heard went to visit johnny depp during the filming of pirates of the caribbean “why is this movie even existing?” 5. when she did so, she snuck her two dogs into town without doing the proper paperwork/quarantine. thus, heard violated australian biosecurity laws.
today, the ruling came down and, lo, we are given the gift of this legally required apology video…
patty duke has died…
hey. it’s me. (hey-o, is matchbox twenty’s “long day” in your head now too?? [and did you remember rob thomas rocking the double-hoops?!? which OF COURSE sends me down memory lane right back to david silver’s lady earring…
can it be that david silver was really on trend? or, THE HORROR, ahead of the curve?!?]).
i feel like patty duke- whom this post is actually about- would really appreciate that digression.
(Ryan Miller/Invision/AP)
you know what i think she would not appreciate? the guardian‘s obituary. let’s take a look…
today, in historical occurrences
the daily mail published an article on macaulay culkin wherein mila kunis was not mentioned once. i keep waiting for them to realize this and throw in five paragraphs on her or that one time he ate at taco bell.
some thoughts on kim kardashian’s selfish (emotions via britney)
please know: in my efforts to find photos from the launch of selfish to illustrate what i’m about to write about selfish, i just saw SO.MUCH.KIM.KARDASHIAN. her instagram is A LOT, yo. so i’mma call on my emotionally incontinent face celebrity double britney to ease us all in.
jackie o: la collection de fashionz
now we know: if i hadn’t been doing a dissertation all this time, i apparently could have been producing ground-breaking albeit random celebrity/gossip/history/culture content every freaking day.
so, hmmmmmm….
(via US Weekly)
the deep reading of rick astley’s “never gonna give you up” (for which you have not asked)
and now, for some frivolity!
come, join me in the magical wonderland of this music video…
tweets from kanye
as a biographer, i often wonder how we’re going to factor twitter into future biographical accounts. as a human being, i sooooooooooo want to read the book that kanye west’s future biographer is going to produce.
