jackie o, “queen of springtime style” (est. by the daily mail, may 2016)

in the 22 years i have been actively thinking about jackie onassis, she has only ever appeared in my dreams twice. in one of those dreams, she wore this:

jo yellow

the daily mail would have us believe this dress is the same as this:

and perhaps this is a failure of imagination on my part, but um… NO.  Continue reading

concern via the daily mail: “slimline” colin firth and mariah carey, “diva in distress”

you guys, COLIN FIRTH HAS LOST WEIGHT!!!

we know this because our friend MAILONLINE REPORTER over at the daily mail told us this on 15 may in a characteristically calm report

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