i mean, i had you at hello, right? you are like, holy moses, this woman is ambitious. for seriously, is there a more prodigious sex life of a dead person than that of JFK? haven’t we all of us, by this point, slept with JFK? ok. so that’s taking it a step too far. but […]
so i have been putting this off for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays because, HOLY MOSES… i don’t even know. i mean, that has captured your attention, non? you are RIVETED, right? let’s dive in.
please know: in my efforts to find photos from the launch of selfish to illustrate what i’m about to write about selfish, i just saw SO.MUCH.KIM.KARDASHIAN. her instagram is A LOT, yo. so i’mma call on my emotionally incontinent face celebrity double britney to ease us all in.
YOU GUYS. i read the daily mail on the regular because it’s pretty much where all gossip stories start. so i’m aware of the mail’s howshallwesay… COLOSSAL PROBLEMS. but every now and again, there’s an especially egregiously awful article for which britney is required to express the resulting spectrum of emotions. and yesterday, that was this: which […]
i have- quite late in the day for one writing a biography of jackie onassis- come to the late memoirs of the late gore vidal. for which i will need my celebrity EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE FACE face double…
so this was terrifically exciting for about five minutes. NEW THINGS!!!! COMING OUT OF THE VAULT.
it’s been a week, ya’ll. are you over it? better not be because this show is rolling on…
and i realized i’ve just totally glossed over the father leonard letters as though they never happened, but they bring up all manner of biographical/historical/ethical brouhaha so i’ma pretend just a little longer like that’s not a pressing thing we need to discuss. hey, instead, let’s talk about how grand central is recognizing jackie. and let’s use […]
so sabrina guinness is largely famous in my world for being one of the inappropriate girlfriends of prince charles in the immortal amazing made-for-television classic CHARLES & CAMILLA: WHATEVER LOVE MEANS, which you all should’ve watched because, omg, it is totally the greatest movie our time. (for reals. do not be deterred by the brevity […]
firstly, britbrit and i share the whatever you wanna call the opposite of ‘bitchy resting face‘. EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE FACE face, i guess. so i’mma rely on her as an emoticon of sorts to guide us through the horror we are about to endure. secondly, do you remember when that sick dude made a grotesque […]