lo, friends, welcome, welcome! yet again, here we are, gifted with a dazzling study in the daily mail‘s narration of photographs of macaulay culkin.
(via the daily mail)
the daily mac: 35, man bun, red nails, cigarette in right hand
Category Archives: macaulay culkin
today, in historical occurrences
the daily mail published an article on macaulay culkin wherein mila kunis was not mentioned once. i keep waiting for them to realize this and throw in five paragraphs on her or that one time he ate at taco bell.
time machine: that one time macaulay culkin was “solitary” and “alone” because he ate lunch at taco bell
22 december 2012. A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. pourquoi?
because macaulay culkin ate alone at taco bell.
fyi: macaulay culkin is alive
an update on what macaulay culkin has been up to this past fortnight
macaulay culkin: “healthier and happier”
as you may or may not know, i am OBSESSED with the way the daily mail reports about macaulay culkin. well, actually, i’m obsessed with the way the daily mail writes about anyone but i am particularly OBSESSED with the way they have written about mac, beginning with what i’mma call “The Sad, Solitary, Alone Taco Bell Incident” and onward.
why harry has to marry RIGHT NOW (cressida = fergie + prince = 1980/81 redux)
is this a new cultural (ie. daily mail) trend? this recent glut of Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW…
last week it was Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… macaulay culkin edition. this week it’s Guys Who’ve Got To Get Married RIGHTNOW… prince harry. and yes, yes, i realize we probably need more than a pair to constitute a glut, but still. it’s weird. in the tabloid press, men aren’t usually portrayed this way and now we’ve two in quick succession.
