ok, ya’ll, let’s do this. and to do this we (obviously) need my emotionally incontinent face twin, ms britney.
a lot has happened since we last spoke.
for example, the
new york times published this piece on harvey weinstein.
new yorker published this substantially less well written piece on harvey weinstein.
new yorker published a follow-up story on harvey weinstein.
new york times published a follow-up story on harvey weinstein.
many, many women posted on social media about their own experiences of sexual assault and sexual harassment.
there was some exceedingly valuable writing on the matter from all over the internet which i will not even attempt to condense here.
this piece on kevin spacey.
assorted other venues posted articles on kevin spacey.
to say nothing of
brett ratner, mark halperin, leon weiseltier, george hw bush, ben affleck, dustin hoffman, etc.
so, like an amazingly enormous amount of stuff happened. but we’re not here to talk about that.
seriously, has there ever been a more appropriate moment for that word popularized by everyone’s 2012 olympic boyfriend ryan lochte?
Man, the unmarried men are taking a beating this week. And lest you imagine this is confined to the pages of
the , nope, ’tis not. Daily Mail and the person of Leo “Lothario” DiCaprio Enter . US Weekly and Prince Harry
It is, we have been repeatedly told, Leonardo DiCaprio’s year.
Because, y’know, he survived the making of a movie.
things i made a huge, big deal about and then never followed-up on, my boyfriend adrien brody debuted his Art at art basel a few weeks ago.
HOLY MOSES, ya’ll, it is like the gossip week that keeps on giving.
the sony emails, which i’mma leave you on your own with for now, and then this crazy story about leonardo dicaprio leaving a club with twenty women.
though, let’s be real, he will always,
in our sixteen year old hearts, be 20-23.