you guys, COLIN FIRTH HAS LOST WEIGHT!!!
we know this because our friend MAILONLINE REPORTER over at the daily mail told us this on 15 may in a characteristically calm report…
either my love of mariah has suddenly re-bloomed full-flower and i am aware of her in a way i not been in recent years, or the daily mail has taken a new-found interest in her, OR a bit of both.
i imagine you are like yo, OLINE, these two people have nothing in common.
and you would be sort of right.
it’s been a week, ya’ll. are you over it?
better not be because this show is rolling on…
srsly. did you know you needed to see nick cannon dressed as a bunny with queen butterflybunny sipping a bellini while lounging on his back? BUT YOU DID, right? RIGHT?!
ohmygod, you guys, i can’t even.
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