“they competed over EVERYTHING – clothes, jewels, money, husbands… even lovers”
and, lo, we meet again.
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a brief analysis of the daily mail’s meghan markle “REVELATIONS”
surely, SURELY we are deep enough in our daily mail master class to recognize that the man behind the curtain has no clothes, right? but yeah, anyhoo, here we are at exhibit ZZZ… given that the daily mail almost EXCLUSIVELY pedals in a genre perhaps best described as News From Elsewhere (with the exception of […]
jackie, janet and lee: “women who existed only to captivate the world’s richest and most powerful men” (emotions via britney)
today, class, a close reading of the DM’s article of 16 february 2018, entitled: “Sisters who competed to snare the world’s richest men: Schooled by their mother to seek out power, a new book reveals the jealousy between Jackie O and sister Lee and how they both bedded JFK.” i mean, just right there, yeah?
the pathos of kennedy dolls on etsy, 2.1 (emotions via britney)
HEY-O. you remember our old friends, butofcourse 🙂
and the part of jacqueline kennedy onassis will be played by kim kardashian or taylor swift
well, well. so it’s one of those mornings where i went to bed thinking i’d write about one thing and woke up to discover i needed to write about something else. because last night this struck me as nothing, beyond its imminent usefulness to me.
“EXCLUSIVE”! “Serial cheater”! sex in the home gym! (emotions via kris jenner)
yaaaaaaaaa’ll, remember the sex lives of dead people: jfk edition (emotions via britney)? remember jerry oppenheimer? let’s refresh.
the sex lives of dead people: JFK edition (emotions via britney)
i mean, i had you at hello, right? you are like, holy moses, this woman is ambitious. for seriously, is there a more prodigious sex life of a dead person than that of JFK? haven’t we all of us, by this point, slept with JFK? ok. so that’s taking it a step too far. but […]
zsa zsa gabor, a life by the daily mail
after nearly a century of intense fabulousness, zsa zsa gabor has died. cue the daily mail‘s celebration of her life as a woman who got married.
FACT TIME WITH OLINE: the daily mail on jacqueline kennedy’s suicidal thoughts
in the first of what may or may not become a recurring series… FACT TIME WITH OLINE!!! oh hey, ya’ll. i’m a legit doctor now so please note the new, highly over-educated gravitas of my lit crit here. good timing too because with the release of jackie, lo! a kennedy season is upon us. translation: […]
the sex lives of dead people: bobby kennedy/marilyn monroe edition
surely you are aware by now that there is nothing trippier than attempting to unpack the rumors surrounding the sex lives of dead people. right? you are with me? if not, go here to the Finding Jackie Compendium of The Sex Lives of Dead People and then come back to me… oh, hello! welcome back. today:
