such was the nature of 2018 that i- a woman with her good ear perpetually to the ground of celebrity gossip- TOTALLY DID NOT KNOW THIS. not until, like, now. when i was reading an essay on memphis music and thought biography.com wasn’t enough of a credible source and wondered if there were any biographies […]
and, lo, we meet again.
surely, SURELY we are deep enough in our daily mail master class to recognize that the man behind the curtain has no clothes, right? but yeah, anyhoo, here we are at exhibit ZZZ… given that the daily mail almost EXCLUSIVELY pedals in a genre perhaps best described as News From Elsewhere (with the exception of […]
today, class, a close reading of the DM’s article of 16 february 2018, entitled: “Sisters who competed to snare the world’s richest men: Schooled by their mother to seek out power, a new book reveals the jealousy between Jackie O and sister Lee and how they both bedded JFK.” i mean, just right there, yeah?
HEY-O. you remember our old friends, butofcourse 🙂
well, well. so it’s one of those mornings where i went to bed thinking i’d write about one thing and woke up to discover i needed to write about something else. because last night this struck me as nothing, beyond its imminent usefulness to me.
yaaaaaaaaa’ll, remember the sex lives of dead people: jfk edition (emotions via britney)? remember jerry oppenheimer? let’s refresh.
i mean, i had you at hello, right? you are like, holy moses, this woman is ambitious. for seriously, is there a more prodigious sex life of a dead person than that of JFK? haven’t we all of us, by this point, slept with JFK? ok. so that’s taking it a step too far. but […]
after nearly a century of intense fabulousness, zsa zsa gabor has died. cue the daily mail‘s celebration of her life as a woman who got married.
in the first of what may or may not become a recurring series… FACT TIME WITH OLINE!!! oh hey, ya’ll. i’m a legit doctor now so please note the new, highly over-educated gravitas of my lit crit here. good timing too because with the release of jackie, lo! a kennedy season is upon us. translation: […]
