for those of you not glued to the gossip sites 24/7, have no fear! i’ve got your back. pour vous: a breakdown of The Greatest Celebrity Showdown of Our Time (For Right Now)™©®¥™™… here are our players: jon hamm– beloved actor who stars on a little show called mad men. he is pretty and has […]
this is obviously how all good news is spread. but, no, really. I AM HERE FOR IT.
such was the nature of 2018 that i- a woman with her good ear perpetually to the ground of celebrity gossip- TOTALLY DID NOT KNOW THIS. not until, like, now. when i was reading an essay on memphis music and thought biography.com wasn’t enough of a credible source and wondered if there were any biographies […]
on the occasion of my 33rd birthday, an older man i considered a professional mentor sent me a facebook message asking if i wanted children and whether i might help him continue his line.
oh hello. i know, i know. long time no words. forgive me. in a life of approximately 9,000,000,000 projects (give or take a few), it is sometimes hard to remain a word factory in all available venues. but yo, i’m back! the world is a pit of drear and suck. let’s talk about totally superficially […]
if we’re having a reckoning, hey, let’s look at biography. this is edward klein: we need to talk about him.
and LO! when you say for years and years that someone HAS TO MARRY, eventually they will and you will be right. so harry will marry. as was probably likely all along as royals usually eventually do.
so what about leo?
well, well. so it’s one of those mornings where i went to bed thinking i’d write about one thing and woke up to discover i needed to write about something else. because last night this struck me as nothing, beyond its imminent usefulness to me.
i’m deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeply immersed in kardashian world at present, writing a paper on KK’s social media abstention in the wake of the paris assault. people, i am committed. and, i believe, going way above and beyond.