YOU GUYS. i read the daily mail on the regular because it’s pretty much where all gossip stories start. so i’m aware of the mail’s howshallwesay… COLOSSAL PROBLEMS. but every now and again, there’s an especially egregiously awful article for which britney is required to express the resulting spectrum of emotions. and yesterday, that was this: which […]
i have- quite late in the day for one writing a biography of jackie onassis- come to the late memoirs of the late gore vidal. for which i will need my celebrity EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE FACE face double…
so this was terrifically exciting for about five minutes. NEW THINGS!!!! COMING OUT OF THE VAULT.
it’s been a week, ya’ll. are you over it? better not be because this show is rolling on…
and i realized i’ve just totally glossed over the father leonard letters as though they never happened, but they bring up all manner of biographical/historical/ethical brouhaha so i’ma pretend just a little longer like that’s not a pressing thing we need to discuss. hey, instead, let’s talk about how grand central is recognizing jackie. and let’s use […]
so sabrina guinness is largely famous in my world for being one of the inappropriate girlfriends of prince charles in the immortal amazing made-for-television classic CHARLES & CAMILLA: WHATEVER LOVE MEANS, which you all should’ve watched because, omg, it is totally the greatest movie our time. (for reals. do not be deterred by the brevity […]
firstly, britbrit and i share the whatever you wanna call the opposite of ‘bitchy resting face‘. EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE FACE face, i guess. so i’mma rely on her as an emoticon of sorts to guide us through the horror we are about to endure. secondly, do you remember when that sick dude made a grotesque […]
this’ll be about jackie having died on this day twenty-eight years ago today. wait for it.
this is a thing we historically have done so i’mma just dive right on in. if you’re like DOCTOR ONLINE WUT EVEN IS THIS, i refer you to my rich seam of informal, doctoral-level scholarship on emotions and dolls: HERE. ya’ll.
(CW: rape) always use the active voice. that is what mrs. reynolds taught us in AP english. that is what so many of my english teachers have told me since. what they did not tell us was the cost. (<- engaging opening anecdote) they made it sound so easy. dear people, it is not. (<- […]